New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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