Rock
Scissors
Fuck
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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