girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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