I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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