he thought i was a dude.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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