quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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