My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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