I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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