He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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