Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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