Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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