Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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