Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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