new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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