either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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