I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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