Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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