it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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