I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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