I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I need a burrito and a hug.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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