it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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