White coat. Heels.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
only you would photoshop your dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize