my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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