In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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