escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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