there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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