"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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