I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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