i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think my vagina is haunted
there was a trapeze. enough said
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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