And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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