i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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