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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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