He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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