please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize