I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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