I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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