I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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