I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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