I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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