i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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