do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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