I am in a vortex of obligation.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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