problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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