she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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