Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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