You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just forgot I was standing up.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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