I'm drive I can fine osifer
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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