There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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