it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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