You're so nebulous sometimes
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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